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A Crabsmas Letter from Crabigator Church High Priest:
I would like to wish a most holy Crabsmas to all of our clergy. May you take the spirit of Crabigatorism and share it with all who are deserving of the clawy grasp. –Crabigator Church High Priest

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You have come to the right place. You will find all that you seek in Crabigatorism. "Is there something bigger than me out there?" you ask. Elephants. Some trees. But, there is something even bigger than trees. Join us to allow Crabigatorism to clip away all your dissatisfaction.