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Membership Trials

Hark! Hear all who are here! Incredible riches, both mental and physical, await those who complete the membership challenges and work their way up in the Church of Crabigatorism!

There are nine membership levels within the church, each with their own set of trials. Upon receiving your application, trained priests of the Crabigator score your test and place you within the appropriate level and your next trial will find you.

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*Your membership has been accepted! Congratulations, you are a very low-level member of the church. Through the completion of membership trials and/or huge donations, you too may know the joys of becoming a member of the inner circle. Your parents would be proud.

** Mail sent to your address was returned to Membership processing. Please fill out and send a Change of Address form to receive mail.

New Membership Update: Due to a limited crab harvest in 2019 and our inability to feed you all, new member applications will be temporarily closed starting March 1, 2020-ish until this whole global warming situation improves.